Evolution

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made."

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"

The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."

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Funeral

"Funeral" is a new TV commerical launched by the Ministry of Community Development, Youth and Sports (MCYS) which looks at relationships in a different light, through a woman at her husband's funeral. Ultimately, the TVC celebrates the beautiful imperfections that make a relationship perfect. This is fresh off MCYS latest Viewers' Choice 2008 win for last year's Family TVC which promotes the importance and value of family bonding.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw0s4C0g5SM

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Cool Turkey - An Evening @ The Alley

Game 1 : 155 pinfall

Game 2 : 191 pinfall

Champion 2009 : The prize ....

An evening indeed.....eeeeehaarr

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Peanuts

A tour bus driver, driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself.' 'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied. The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?' The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'

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Please Press The Correct Button

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L & J Conservatory of Music

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New Moon

5th lunar month

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The Creator

The Creator - was there or wasn't there.

The scientific fact is that MOST of the species that existed in this world has gone extinct.
So the Creator is (near) total failure!

Check it out here, here & here ......

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2009/05/19/2009-05-19_missing_link_found_fossil_of_47_millionyearold_primate_sheds_light_on_.html

http://www.renewamerica.us/columns/fischer/090520

http://www.3news.co.nz/Fossil-sheds-light-on-primate-evolution/tabid/311/articleID/104975/cat/73/Default.aspx

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Seeking Tranquility

The anxieties, stresses and aversive life circumstances have led many to seek relief through meditation. Learn to stop thinking and quieten the mind. By quietening the mind, we become aware of the true nature of oneself, thus peaceful and calm.

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Mad Cow

Marvin took his wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took his order first.
"I'll have a strip steak, medium rare please."
The waiter said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started ........

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When U Thot I Wasn't Lookin

Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly.

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Dummy Guide To Making A Giant Rotating Lantern

The core structure.

Steel pillar that supports 2 central lanterns.

The 'motherboard' is located at the lower lantern.

The customized hand cut 'motherboards'.

The motherboard controls the timing and blinking of the bulbs.

The motorized pulley system will rotates the core structure.


The 2 main lanterns placed on the main structure.
These are covered with pre-cut rice paper inclusive of delicate pre-cut patterns.

Creativity of the monks from Sri Lanka.
And who says monks only chant and meditate ?

The remaining little lantern which will be hung later on.
Spray paint with bright color.



And here's the masterpiece, a 2-tiers rotating (opposite direction) & well-litted lantern.
Taadaaaa..........

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Cheers

"When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ Brian O'Rourke

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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Vesak 2553 - Oil Lamps

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Vesak 2553 - Busy Monks

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Vesak 2553 - Procession

The VIPs .....

Float of the Year ......

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Mother's Day

To mummy with ...

... LOVE ...

... & THANKS ...

... ALWAYS.

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Vesak 2553

Namo Tassa Bhagavato Araham Samma Sambuddhassa
Namo Tassa Bhagavato Araham Samma Sambuddhassa
Namo Tassa Bhagavato Araham Samma Sambuddhassa

Avoid evil,

Do good,

Purify the Mind.

May all beings be well & happy.

Sabbe satta bhavantu sukhitattha.

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Silver Fiasco

Like that also can ?
He is no criminal or snatch thief !
And it happened in the State Assembly.
NIAMAH !

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The Irish Prostitute

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her heavily.

'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mother thru?'

The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'

'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'

'Okay Dad, as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a 10-bedroom mansion, plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye, Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited-edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the country club (takes a breath) and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera.'

'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.

Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute, Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'

'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old dad a hug.’

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Sporty Cab

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05.05

1992

Today in memory.

An union was formed at the Registrar of Marriage KUL.

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Peace

There is no way to Peace, PEACE is the way.
Discover PEACE in every breath.

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Caring & Sharing @ The Vihara

Ven. K. Sri Dhammaratana Nayaka Maha Thera

YB Dato' Sri Ong Tee Keat

Gift of sight - corneas

Gift of life - 450 cc blood

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