Macro With 18-105mm

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Dong Zhi

Today, 28th day of the 11th lunar month is Dong zhi or Tung or Winter solstice festival.

Dong zhi literally means 'arrival of winter'.

It has been said to be celebrated much merrier and grandly than the lunar Chinese New Year during ancient times.

The Chinese believed that after a year of successful harvest, it is the occasion for thanksgiving to the Mother Nature for her blessings, so, it is an occasion to celebrate.

Tang (sugar) yuen(ball) is a traditional colourful Chinese dessert often being associated with this festival - welcoming the arrival of winter season.

Wishing all Happy Tung and may all enjoy many more bountiful and abundance harvests in coming years.

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I AM 35mm

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Sofea Jane Waterfall

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All Terrain Vehicle (ATV) @ Kemensah

1.5 hours off-road ride on an All Terrain Vehicle

Buah Assam

Sofea Jane Waterfall 'cool & cold dip pit-stop'

The ATV ride

Now Everyone Can Drink

Arriving in a hotel in KL, Uncle Tony went to the bar and asked for a pint of draught Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be RM1 please, Uncle Tony." Somewhat taken aback, Uncle Tony replied, "That's very cheap," and handed over his money.

"Well, we try to stay ahead of the competition", said the barman. "And we are serving free pints every Wednesday evening from 6 until 8. We have the cheapest draught in Asia."

"That is remarkable value" Uncle Tony comments.

"I see you don't seem to have a glass, so you'll probably need one of ours.That will be RM3 please."

Uncle Tony scowled, but paid up. He took his drink and walked towards a seat. "Ah, you want to sit down?" said the barman. "That'll be an extra RM2. You could have pre-book the seat, and it would have only cost you RM1."

"I think you may to be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit in this frame please." Uncle Tony attempts to sit down but the frame is too small and when he can't squeeze in he complains "Nobody would fit in that little frame".

"I'm afraid if you can't fit in the frame you'll have to pay an extra surcharge of RM4 for your seat sir."

Tony swore to himself, but paid up. "I see that you have brought your laptop with you" added the barman. "And since that wasn't pre-booked either, that will be another RM3."

Uncle Tony was so annoyed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on the counter, and yelled, "This is ridiculous, I want to speak to the manager". "Ah, I see you want to use the counter," says the barman, "that will be RM2 please." Uncle's face was red with rage.

"Do you know who I am?"

"Of course I do.” "I've had enough, what sort of Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet drink and you treat me like this. I insist on speaking to a manager!"

"Here is his e-mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9 and 9.10 every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free phone number. Calls are free, until they are answered, then there is a talking charge of only 10 sen per second provided you use Tune Talk, using other telcos would incur our normal charges of 30 sen per second.”

"I will never use this bar again."

"OK Uncle, but remember, we are the only bar in Asia selling pints for RM1 so that Now Everyone Can Drink!”

Source : email

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SPM 2011 - Day 9

Final paper.

Biology - Paper 1, 2 & 3

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SPM 2011 - Day 8

Chemistry - Paper 1, 2 & 3

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Butterfly Farm Kuala Lumpur

& here .... https://www.facebook.com/?ref=tn_tnmn#!/media/set/?set=a.10150413979979731.374671.552014730&type=1

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SPM 2011 - Day 7

Physics - Paper 1, 2 & 3

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SPM 2011

Day 5 - 21 Nov

Pendidikan Moral

Day 6 - 23 Nov

Additional Mathematics, Paper 1 & 2

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SPM 2011 (17 Nov) - Day 4

Mathematics - Paper 1 & 2

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SPM 2011 - Day 3

HiStory, Paper 1 & 2

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SPM 2011 - Day 2

English, Paper 1 & 2

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SPM 2011 - Day 1

Bahasa Melayu, Paper 1 & 2

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Still In The Crate

Olof Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow, right in his crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground.

As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said: "How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance, Lena, is still a Virgin - in every vay."

The doctor told him" "Olof, I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal & keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but leave it on dere as long as you can." He took four tongue depressors & formed a neat little 4 sided splint & taped it all together, quite an impressive work of art.

Olof mentioned none of this to Lena, married her & they went on their honeymoon to Duluth.

That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. She said: "Olof, you're the first vun! No vun has ever seen deez."

Olof immediately dropped his pants & replied, "Look at dis Lena, still in DA CRATE!"

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Happy Deepavali

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7651 @ OCBC Cycle Malaysia 2011

Is that me ?

Looks like me, smile like me, spec like me, fitter then me, but it is not me !

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The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your 'arse', didn't it?"

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Family Problem

An Indian and an American were sitting in a bar and discussing about their family problems.

Shot after shot.

The Indian said, "We have problem in India. We can't marry the one whom we love. You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely and domesticated girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this an arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love. I told my parents that openly and now have a hell of a lot of family problems."

The American said:

"Talking about love marriages, in America we can marry the one we love.

Let me tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated her for three years.

After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married

her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife is my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son; my son is my father's brother

and so he is my uncle.

The situation turned worse when my father had a son; now my father's son,

my brother, is my grandson.

Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson.

And you say you have family problems?"

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Phem Thea

Thank you,

Thank you,

Thank you !

Good-Bye !

Bon Voyage !

All the Best in Your Future Undertakings.

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Pages from The Library

Cheers !

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Org Chart

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Ernesto Lecuona 'Malaguena' by Wylliam

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Malaguena - Ernesto Lecuona

Watch this space !

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Secret Daily Teachings

Faith is trusting in the good, fear is putting your trust in the bad.....................Rhonda Byrne

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19th Anniversary

Wishful thoughts from papa's gal.

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Mid-Autumn Festival, 庆 中 秋, 2011

家 好 月 圓 庆 中 秋

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Ng Yen Yoon

Ng Yen Yoon

1937 - 1997

Departed : 10th day 8th lunar moon

Wherever you are.....
may you be well & happy
may you be free from pain & suffering.

Dearly missed and never forgotten,
Your Sons, Daughters-in-law,
Grandchildren,
Brothers, Sister & Relatives.

Idam me natinam hotu
Sukhita hontu natayo

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Namo Tassa Bhagavato Arahato Sama Sambuddhassa

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Buddham Saranam Gachami

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English

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

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Sam Hui

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