Mad Maths Teachers

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Oh My God !

An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees !'
'What powerful rivers !'
'What beautiful animals !'
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to look.
He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path.
He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.
He tripped & fell on the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God !'

Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'

'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament ?
Am I to count you as a believer ?

The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian ?'

'Very well,' said the voice.
The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed.

And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty, Amen.'

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New Moon

2nd lunar month

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May the Force be with Me.

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IQ Test

Solve these 4 questions within 40 seconds.

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Stewed Pork Knuckle

1. Stewed 3 in 1 : pork knuckle & pork intestine & chicken feet (yes, its easy)
2. Deep fried sliced lotus root flavoured with salted egg yolk
3. Fried froggie flavoured with red chilli & spring onion
4. Sea food steamboat
5. Johnnie Walker Black Label Limited Edition

Best in Seri Kembangan & Seri Petaling,

some say Damansara & Sunway

All avail @ .................

Coordinates: 3°1'19"N 101°42'16"E

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Leaked Photo

A leaked photo (though not secretly taken).

Based on current local benchmark, need to resign ?

1 Govt Official, 2 Bankers, 2 Accountants, 1 Unknown.

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HABIT

About the word HABIT.
When you take H out of the word, ABIT of Habit still is there.
After you take out A, a BIT remains.
When you get rid of B, IT stubbornly remains.

Now you know why it is difficult to get rid of BAD HABIT !

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Quote

Amar makruf, nahi munkar : Uphold right and oppose wrong.

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Victoria Institution

Pics courtesy of The Star & The Sun Daily.

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BBQ Goose, BBQ Duck

Bbq goose & duck @

Chen Chen Hong Kong BBQ Goose & Duck
Jalan Seladang, Off Lorong Yap Hin, 55100 Kuala Lumpur

Best in Kuala Lumpur & Petaling Jaya, some say Klang.

www.foodpoi.com/2009/01/chen-chen-hong-kong-bbq-goose-duck

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Just Thots

LIFE IS NO WHERE or LIFE IS NOW HERE.

The choice is yours, live it.

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Full Moon - 1st lunar month

15th day of CNY aka Chap Goh Mei

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Happy Birthday

A little masterpiece from a precious near & dear.

A wonderful start.

1st accomplishment of the new age.

Have successfully resisted the temptation of Mr Black Jack 2 hours pre & 5 hours post.

Be yet older, be yet wiser.

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Phlook

Wannabe Phlookie, check this out.............

http://www.phlook.com/

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Dhamma - Five Visions of a Dying Man

Niraye aggikkhandho ca petalokañca andhakam,
tiracchanayoniñca mamsakkhandhañca manusam,
vimanam devalokamhi nimittam pañca dissare.

Those who will go to hell see the vision of a mass of fire,
those who will go to the world of the petas see darkness and gloom all-around,
those who will take birth as lower animals see visions of forests and animals and other creatures,
those who will take birth as human beings see the vision of their dead relations,
and those who will take birth in the celestial worlds have the vision of the heavenly palaces.
These are the five visions which usually appear before a dying person.

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Jesus ! Its Illusion.

Instructions :-

1) Relax & concentrate on the 4 small dots in the middle of the picture for about 30-40 secs.

2) Then, look at a nearby wall or any smooth single coloured surface.

3) You will/may see circle of light developing.

4) Start blinking your eyes a couple of times and a figure emerges ..................

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