SPM 2011 - Day 9

Final paper.

Biology - Paper 1, 2 & 3

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SPM 2011 - Day 8

Chemistry - Paper 1, 2 & 3

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Butterfly Farm Kuala Lumpur

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SPM 2011 - Day 7

Physics - Paper 1, 2 & 3

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SPM 2011

Day 5 - 21 Nov

Pendidikan Moral

Day 6 - 23 Nov

Additional Mathematics, Paper 1 & 2

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SPM 2011 (17 Nov) - Day 4

Mathematics - Paper 1 & 2

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SPM 2011 - Day 3

HiStory, Paper 1 & 2

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SPM 2011 - Day 2

English, Paper 1 & 2

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SPM 2011 - Day 1

Bahasa Melayu, Paper 1 & 2

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Still In The Crate

Olof Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow, right in his crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground.

As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said: "How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance, Lena, is still a Virgin - in every vay."

The doctor told him" "Olof, I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal & keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but leave it on dere as long as you can." He took four tongue depressors & formed a neat little 4 sided splint & taped it all together, quite an impressive work of art.

Olof mentioned none of this to Lena, married her & they went on their honeymoon to Duluth.

That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. She said: "Olof, you're the first vun! No vun has ever seen deez."

Olof immediately dropped his pants & replied, "Look at dis Lena, still in DA CRATE!"

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