PenIs

A secretary got a pen as birthday gift from her boss.
She sent her boss a 'Thank You' note via SMS.
The wife read the text and angrily shows her husband the message "Your penis wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night. Thanks"

Moral: Space is essential in every successful married life!

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Rest In Peace - Whitney

Whitney Houston

1963 - 2012

You can achieve
When you believe
Somehow you will
You will when you believe

I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity

I found the greatest love of all
Inside of me
The greatest love of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to love yourself
It is the greatest love of all

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Woo Woo Burung Hantu - 2012 Edition

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Chap Goh Mei 2012

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