Lets Laugh

Boss : Where were you born?
Sardar : India .
Boss : Which part?
Sardar : What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.

2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar : What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar : Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till late evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I rearranged them.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar : Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar : Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar : U cheated me.
Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to you.
Sardar : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts : Stop it.
Sardar : Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist : Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar : An old king's skeleton.
Tourist : Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar : That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

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