Saturday, July 31, 2010

Cari Makan




One for all, all for one.
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Zorba

Zorba goes apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes - coffee."

"Have you ever been in the military service?
"Yes," he says, "I served for two years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points towards employment."

Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?"

Zorba says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 2:00 pm. You can start tomorrow from 10:00 am every day."

Zorba is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 2:00 pm, why do you want me to start here from10:00 am?"

"This is a government job," the inter-viewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point you coming in for that."

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Friday, July 2, 2010

Life

....nikmati kehidupan, kejernihan hidup tidak diukur dari megahnya kehidupan kita, ataupun jauhnya perjalanan kita, tetapi dari kedamaian dan kenikmatan dan kesyukuran yang kita rasakan ketika kita menikmati perjalanan hidup kita ini. Kitapun selalu belajar menghirup kenikmatan yang sederhana.
....enjoy a simple life. The clarity of the life's not measured with grandeur, oppulence, or the distance of our destinations, but from peacefulness and the sheer pleasure of thankfulness that could be felt when seeing others living contended without yearning for more. Learn to inhale is an enjoyment itself.

....Wong Wai Pun @ FB

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