Under-12 Wet Dash

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Zorba

Zorba goes apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes - coffee."

"Have you ever been in the military service?
"Yes," he says, "I served for two years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points towards employment."

Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?"

Zorba says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 2:00 pm. You can start tomorrow from 10:00 am every day."

Zorba is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 2:00 pm, why do you want me to start here from10:00 am?"

"This is a government job," the inter-viewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point you coming in for that."

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Life

....nikmati kehidupan, kejernihan hidup tidak diukur dari megahnya kehidupan kita, ataupun jauhnya perjalanan kita, tetapi dari kedamaian dan kenikmatan dan kesyukuran yang kita rasakan ketika kita menikmati perjalanan hidup kita ini. Kitapun selalu belajar menghirup kenikmatan yang sederhana.

....enjoy a simple life. The clarity of the life's not measured with grandeur, oppulence, or the distance of our destinations, but from peacefulness and the sheer pleasure of thankfulness that could be felt when seeing others living contended without yearning for more. Learn to inhale is an enjoyment itself.

....Wong Wai Pun @ FB

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From Another Perspective

A millionaire who was bothered by severe eye pain consultedso many physicians and was getting his treatment done. Despite consuming heavy loads of drugs and underwent injections, the ache persisted.

At last, the millionaire summoned a monk. The monk understood his problem and said that for some time he should concentrate only on green colors and not to fall his eyes on any other colors.

The millionaire got a group of painters and purchased barrels of green paint and directed that every object his eye was likely to fall on to be painted green.

When the monk came to visit him, the millionaire's servants ran with buckets of green paints and poured on him since he was in saffron robe.

The monk laughed and said "If only you had purchased a pair of green spectacles, worth just a few dollars, you could have saved these walls, trees, pots and all other articles and also saved a large share of your fortune. You cannot paint the world green."

Lets change the way we see things.

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To Infinity & Beyond

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EXTRAordinary

The difference between ordinary and EXTRAordinary is just that little EXTRA.....Ron Leong

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Royal Guard of ....

Guards, A T E A S E !

Guards, A T T E N ..... T I O N !

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