If the mountain won't move, build a road around it.
If the road won't turn, change your path.
If you are unable to even change your path, just transform your mind.
Venerable Sheng Yen, 1929-2009
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Friday, July 31, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Old & New - Logically Correct
An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said, 'Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?
''Yes, I know,' said the lady. 'I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.
''But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any underwear and everything is exposed!' said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, 'Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!'
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A gentleman approached her and said, 'Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?
''Yes, I know,' said the lady. 'I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.
''But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any underwear and everything is exposed!' said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, 'Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!'
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Monday, July 27, 2009
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