Happy Deepavali

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7651 @ OCBC Cycle Malaysia 2011

Is that me ?

Looks like me, smile like me, spec like me, fitter then me, but it is not me !

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The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your 'arse', didn't it?"

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Family Problem

An Indian and an American were sitting in a bar and discussing about their family problems.

Shot after shot.

The Indian said, "We have problem in India. We can't marry the one whom we love. You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely and domesticated girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this an arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love. I told my parents that openly and now have a hell of a lot of family problems."

The American said:

"Talking about love marriages, in America we can marry the one we love.

Let me tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated her for three years.

After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married

her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife is my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son; my son is my father's brother

and so he is my uncle.

The situation turned worse when my father had a son; now my father's son,

my brother, is my grandson.

Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson.

And you say you have family problems?"

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Phem Thea

Thank you,

Thank you,

Thank you !

Good-Bye !

Bon Voyage !

All the Best in Your Future Undertakings.

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Cheers !

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